Why I refuse to get an Instagram
I’m not saying it’s not a valuable tool that connects people. On the contrary, everyone sees something (or several somethings) in their life that they wish they could share with another human being. Like the perfect sunset, our the first steps of a child. Those are magical moments that deserve to be captured.
However, the forced and filtered photo you took with your exasperated grandmother at Thanksgiving after six failed attempts in which your hair/makeup/smile/angle aren’t juuuust right can rot in a hole for all I care. I give no fucks for those people that stop the process of living to pose for the perfect picture. That’s fucking stupid. If you want to remember your family Thanksgiving or whatever, go ahead, take pictures, preserve memories. You don’t have to share them with your Starbucks-drinking, beach selfie friends to prove how family oriented you are or how much fun you’re having. No one fucking cares. We all know how ridiculous you looked contorting your body to look thinner in the middle of the kitchen with your hand on your hip and your elbow jutting out. Take your “Throwback Thursdays” and “Selfie Sundays” and keep them on the app that’s filled with people who might give a flying fuck.
thIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER I AM CRYING
That’s some fire nation shit right there
if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
Actually dying. Somehow I still find this adorable even though it’s a complete waste of food and Wes acts like one of those little shits I shudder at in the grocery store. THEY’RE BOTH SO CUTE AND CHARMING IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER <3
"Just one more episode," she said. It’s been seventy-two hours. She hasn’t eaten or slept. We’ve lost contact.
That last gif slayed my entire soul.
This woman gives me hope.
i love you
This special is the best shit on earth.
I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing.
fucking insane. mad respect
what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
whaT THE HELL IS THIS
YOU FOUND IT
YOU FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL
I’M NOT ON A COMPUTER I WANT TO CRY JAJFJDJFJF
OH. MY. GOD.
Holy fuck! I’m in love!
yes relax i cook for u